Nonsensical

Drunken Robot Pornography on Steam

This game is fucking amazing. Imagine all the twitchyness and exhilaration of a bullet-hell shooter, but in first person. GET THIS GAME NOW!!

The glowing effect typically used for lightsabers is one of the few things that I know how to pull off in GIMP. I thought I’d use it on this shot I got at Anime Boston 2014.

The glowing effect typically used for lightsabers is one of the few things that I know how to pull off in GIMP. I thought I’d use it on this shot I got at Anime Boston 2014.

I re-colored this set from my floor shots at Anime Boston 2014 mostly because I friggin’ LOVE PSG and because these folks look amazeballs.

Panty: all-kinds-of-unusual
Stocking: todayssweets
Boxer: boxer-anarchy
Crewsocks: crewsock-anarchy

Text

Walk into a supermarket or mall while listening to Psy’s hit single Gentleman, and try not to start knocking things over in a hilarious fashion.

Text

Everyone loves a good prank. Purchase a dozen donuts. Dispose of the donuts by eating them, or throwing them into a river. Plant the empty box on a table in a break and/or conference room. People will wonder where the donuts have gone to. Now take this secret to your grave.

Text

Go to work in a top-hat and handlebar mustache! Also, be sure to use words like “rapscallion,” “proletariat,” and “Bronx Cheer.” Your efforts to preserve our nation’s history will not go unappreciated!

Text

Travel back in time to yesterday and tell yourself that the Monday Morning Challenge will be posted on Tuesday.

Text

Take the toner out of the fax machine, rub it on your face like Charlie Sheen in Platoon and fashion additional camouflage out of post it notes. When you boss asks why, tell him/her to take cover because you’re hunting the most dangerous prey of all: decaf.

This is the greatest commercial ever made and more people should shop at KMart because of it, goddamnit!

Laser beams are serious business, peeps. Fun with lasers at a local hacker space during their open house.