Anthony Chodor

Go to work in a top-hat and handlebar mustache! Also, be sure to use words like “rapscallion,” “proletariat,” and “Bronx Cheer.” Your efforts to preserve our nation’s history will not go unappreciated!

Travel back in time to yesterday and tell yourself that the Monday Morning Challenge will be posted on Tuesday.

Take the toner out of the fax machine, rub it on your face like Charlie Sheen in Platoon and fashion additional camouflage out of post it notes. When you boss asks why, tell him/her to take cover because you’re hunting the most dangerous prey of all: decaf.

This is the greatest commercial ever made and more people should shop at KMart because of it, goddamnit!

Laser beams are serious business, peeps. Fun with lasers at a local hacker space during their open house.

Work the phrase “Eat a shit!” into an important meeting. You’ll sound important, eloquent, and such.

Went to the hardware store on the way back to work from lunch earlier today. Somebody REALLY likes wood staining.

Go to work dressed as your favorite cold cut! When your boss asks why, apply mustard. You’re taking this week by the balls!